99) Marriage Jokes
Santa: What is the difference between "complete and finish"?
Banta: When you marry a right person you are complete and when you marry the wrong one you are finished !!!!!
98) Learning English in Bihar
Laloo decides to study English. He learns an essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam an essay on 'FATHER' comes.
He replaced friend with father in the essay. It read:
I am a very fatherly person, I have many fathers. Some of my fathers are male and some are female. I have a new neighbor, I wish to make him my new father.
CFAF Directory Blog Directory97) Laloo and Rabri's divorce
Laloo and Rabri apply for divorce.
Judge: You have 9 children, how will you divide them equally.
Laloo thinks for a moment and tells Rabri: Dear, let's move home, we will apply for divorce after 9 months.
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