Second Blonde: When you marry a right person you are complete and when you marry the wrong one, you are finished !!!!!
98) Blonde Joke
Blonde Joke
An Indian Blonde decides to study English. She learns an essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam an essay on 'FATHER' comes.
She replaced friend with father in the essay. It read:
I am a very fatherly person, I have many fathers. Some of my fathers are male and some are female. I have a new neighbor, I wish to make him my new father.
Blond Jokes
Judge: You have 3 children, how will you divide them equally.
Blond girl thinks for a moment and tells Blonde Boy: "Dear, let's move home, we will apply for divorce after 9 months. "
95) Blond Joke, Funny Blond SMS
Blond Joke, Funny Blond SMS
Blond Lady: My husband went to the market yesterday to bring potatoes. He has not returned home yet.
BlondInspector: Why don't you cook something else?
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